Adding culture to a urinal

Am I getting it right?

1. Get the willie out
2. Spay some water from the Muslim Shower onto the third leg
3. Clean the wiener with toilet paper
4. Have a pee
5. Spray some water from the hand held 'bidet' onto the whammer
6. Clean the pee-dee with toilet paper
7. Call somebody to clean the floor

…or is it for women? .....because 'Women today are better hung than men!'

Photo of a ‘cultured urinal’ from Lahore’s Royal Palm Golf and Country Club in July 2007.